Okay I’m drinking it.
Just found a bottle of raspberry vodka in my pantry
IT DOESN’T EVEN TASTE LIKE ALCOHOL.
This is a problem for me why did you buy this mom
So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.
This makes me so happy
Seriously drinking $200 wine with your ex boyfriend who you used to be super attached to and hanging out for one night is bad. Bad decision. Fuck.
Shit I fucked up huh